I think people spend too much time staring into screens and not enough time drinking wine, tongue kissing, and dancing under the moon.
You deserve someone who knows how to make things up to you after hurting you. Not someone who is very good with just the word, “sorry.”
- Have you been drinking?
- I been drankin'
Have I not commanded you? Be strong and courageous. Do not be terrified; do not be discouraged, for the Lord your God will be with you wherever you go.
I’m the kind of woman that you wanna take home to your mom but I’ll give you a blow job on the way there.
I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great